E39 M5 - the perfect combination of sport and luxury

My favorite part is how he angrily exits his car, throwing his hands to the heavens as though the whole thing were an act of God.

Before I could finish asking my bank account, she turned around and just shoved a bunch of crumpled-up utilities, rent, and credit card bills in my mouth.

Rescued a badly degraded almost not running BMW E21. Cleaned it up and started trying to diagnose a smokey, rough running M10 with no power that wouldn’t idle.

This is the same idiot that in an earlier race missed the pit lane entry, and decided to turn around and go against the flow of traffic to get back in. Gentlemen racers, ladies and gents.

COTD?

Assuming he stays active after his “le crash terrible!”

All sports are better in Spanish, apparently they’re worse in French...

FATE NUMBER THREE: They end up on the front page of Jalopnik in a Freddy Hernandez story, exhorting readers to buy them for the price of a good used Lexus.

FATE NUMBER THREE:

I met Matchett at Buxton’s thing in Austin last year and was like “you love the different tire compounds” and he laughed and was basically like “it’s part of the program and I have to fill time” I got the feeling that he is just as bored as we are by it. I guess they have to treat it like everyone is watching for the…

“They have to be inch perfect.” Blah blah blah...

Awesome! My Saturday mornings just freed up.

I bet Steve hates explaining things over & over again also. If anything it is NBC dictating the crew needs to explain quali, tires, etc..

You know he’s sick of it too.

Well bummer. First time I come up with something popular and witty on here and it’s already been said.

“How was the double-fisting you received last night?”

I was thinking the same thing. My guess is that the battery cannot discharge enough energy for all four motors to run at peak. They can only discharge 1073 hp worth.

Ok, maybe..... but $47,800 buys you one of these:

How dense must the M2 be?