MatthewHokie03
MatthewHokie03
MatthewHokie03

Deadspin still exists? Oh...being kept on life support by digging up old rehashed Barstool material.

Dude...you wrote a serious story about a story about a hotdog. Get a fucking life.

I wish Barstool would go away at this point so that Deadspin would also cease to exist.

love reading Deadspin vs. Barstool articles. In the end, who gives a shit about either site? Barstool is for dumb laughs sometimes. Sometimes it’s just dumb. Deadspin is for...ummm, I dunno. I just like picturing some Deadspin writer getting paid minimum wage, sitting in their apartment (shared with a bunch of other

If that front end is any indication, they missed by a mile.

“Winning every track day for the foreseeable future.”

I’m sure I’ll get kicked for this from some die hard loyalist, but I’m actually looking forward to this a lot more than I am more of The Grand Tour. That show’s format and shtick is just old hat at this point.

Come car spotting in Hong Kong to see so much Japanese Domestic Market glory? I get that there are Japanese cars there, but come on man...maybe I’m just being a stickler.

Every time I see this car I want to puke. The fact that both wheel arches are different and both awful in their own way ruin this car for me.

My first reaction is to be upset at Delta and especially at the idiots waiving goodbye. But then I remember that he’s a YouTube “Prankster” and I think he should be kicked off the entire planet.

All of this sucks. Riding along in a fast lap is more fun than thinking your slow lap that you’re driving is fast? No. Explore a new city! Or go on a pre-made automated tour. Yawn.

Noooooo! Not the new Lambo!

Cannot be the best. In the game of Mannequin Challenges, there are no winners, only losers.

This reminds me of what I did around this time last year when I was bored at work...

Yeah, Kim was robbed alright. It was inside job. Everyone’s looking at Kris Jenner.

Ok, I’ll take the regular RS3.

Hmmm my guess is it’s front wheel drive...

Worst decision, getting a 2003 Audi RS6 (the service costs man).

This was the real WTF moment though....

Why does Jalopnik still try to pretend that Doug DeMuro works for them?