Fake news!

Cue up an Elon Musk tirade on Consumer Reports and how “ancient” they are along with a “Who still uses them anyway?” comment in 3, 2, 1...

And putting old A/S/RS badges back on.

I look forward to removing those badges immediately after leaving the lot. Just like all the other VWAG badging.

I can’t be the only one a tad skeptical about this, right? Don’t get me wrong, there’s plenty of reason to believe this story, but I hear “YouTube star famous for pranks” and I start to question it just a little.

His post made me laugh so hard while I was taking a deuce at work. It was almost embareassing.

You are a horrible, horrible person. Want to be friends?

Also, I’m pretty sure all street legal Porsche doors open....

This is masterful trolling. You, sir, deserve a plastic Porsche.

LOL

If your plan was to cross shop those two, then I think you are very much not the target audience.

Yes, the series is FWD only:

Huh. It’s almost as though there’s a hard floor on how much a taxicab service costs because taxicab service is really hard on an automobile, and the equipment has to be maintained one way or another. But, y’know, disruptive. App. Disruptive app. New way of doing things. App. App.

Mystery solved:

bro, look at that bugatti!

This picture shows the driver before the crash. Notice he did not give his GF a helmet to wear. Am I the only one a little bothered by that?

Scrap them and turn them into an army of Truckasauruses.

Demolition Derby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just change the oil immediately and it will be okay. The battery will probably give up under warranty, so that shouldn’t cost you anything.

The poster does say s/he bought it for his/her son, who didn’t want it. It’s not sketchy at all.