LOL What the hell would that even mean? "So now that we've talked about the heterosexual lifestyle...those of you who find that unappealing may appreciate this alternative. Here's how it works!"

It's funny that "alternative lifestyle" was once seen as a progressive and tolerant term, and now is used exclusively by homophobes.

That surprised me, too. It's as if it hadn't occurred to them that any of the 1000 people they survey might actually be one of these odd creatures under discussion. 2012? Seriously? Oh, I just searched and found this Gallup gem. Instead of asking, "Are you LGBT?" they thought it would be helpful to ask Americans how…

7 year-old me would be crushed that I have not even travelled to outer space, let alone designed and built a sub-lightspeed interstellar space colony.

Sheesh, what a cesspool of stupid, clueless comments we have here. I would like to think these people crawled out of the Gawkershere and are not Jezebel regulars. (I feel like I've written this same comment four times in the last year.)

So because white people are curious about black hair, any black person interviewed on TV about anything is obliged to let the interviewer touch her hair and describe it to the audience and go on and on about that? Because the white folks want to know? You need to really rethink that point you tried to make there,…

Imagine that prepared, single portion of meat in front of you. Now cut off a bit more than a tenth. That chunk there is solid chemicals...and you're all right with that? So it really is true that Americans have become inured to stuffing just about anything into their bodies as long as it fills them up and kinda sorta…

I'm 48 and have yet to discover the downside.

Interesting. I'm one of those apparently rare males who has never once had a nocturnal emission.

risk the administration notifying employers that he violated their "code of conduct."

Had to Google Scaphism. Ouch.

How do you know...?

I suppose I've always thought that was the default mode. I would be (and occasionally have been) ashamed and depressed if I came before making sure my wife comes at least once and more often several times before I come myself.

Wow. I don't think I could come that fast if I tried. As long as that 45% is making sure their partners come, too, it's probably not such a big deal...but judging from the various comments, experiences and perceptions are (unsurprisingly) wildly diverse.

I recommended this post entirely for the photo of the bananas.

Are you serious? Wow. You set a really low hurdle for decency, don't you? Did you also approve of those hooded KKK members explaining that they don't hate anybody and just don't think people of different races should "lie together"? Also, in what possible context would you "absolutely have to" do business with these…

I was wondering about that. Thanks. Do you happen know the title of a Supreme Court case or cases that would be relevant?

I don't see why AU doesn't simply inform all students that any student associating with EI will be expelled, period.

When I was young (back in the late 1980s), there was an understanding that pretty much the only way underage teens could explore their homosexuality was by hooking up with older "mentors." The community made excuses for it at the time, and maybe those excuses had a certain validity at the time. Today, though, there's…

I'm afraid to even look at the list. What's so annoying about America-centrism is how un-self-aware it is. TIME perfectly captures that cluelessness. In Japan, I think I would have a hard time finding an LGBT person who even knows who Laverne is. Her show isn't even running here. I myself have never seen her act. I've…