For whatever reason (perhaps Frank or one of his lackeys is tirelessly deleting stuff), the Wikipedia article on Frank Miller mentions nothing about his crazy-ass politics. Just Google "Frank Miller misogynist." There you will find a treasure trove of reasons that Jezebel has no business gushing over that "pond scum"…

Not sure if you're being snarky or playfully sincere, but either way, I think you may be barking up the wrong tree, so I offer a serious reply. My wife and I have a swell sex life, thank you, but we're not swingers by any stretch of the imagination, so the fact that she's bisexual in and of itself doesn't "spice up"…

Unsurprisingly, this is my wife's favorite Diaz scene. You have no idea how many times I've been forced to watch Charlie's Angels (1 and 2) and In Her Shoes.

My bisexual wife worships Cameron Diaz. I have no doubt that if my wife was carrying me upstairs, princess style, for a little whoopee, and Cameron Diaz suddenly appeared at the top of the stairs, pointed at her, and said, "You there; service me," my wife would toss me down the stairs like a bag of laundry and lunge…

Nicki is prettier than I had imagined she would be under all that make-up.

"Stop Trying to Make Female Condoms Happen" — From the title.

Sorry to necropst on this ancient article, but it was linked in an article from the distant future here (March 2014) on Gizmodo. (We all wear silver mylar and fly around with jetpacks now.) I will attest to this. I'm a male-bodied-type-person who prefers female condoms, and I used them in a previous relationship with…

Interesting. So I suppose that's a thing. Probably counterintuitive from a male point of view. Then again, one of the best orgasms I ever had was when my wife and I were staying at my 80 year-old mother's house and had to be super quiet. I hardly moved at all, yet had a really intense orgasm. The other extreme is when…

Aftershock orgasms, anyone? I just invented this term to refer to "accidental" orgasms that immediately follow a "planned" orgasm. I think this happened to me last year sometime with my wife, and just two days ago the same thing happened to her. We had ostensibly "finished" and were basking in the afterglow, me still…

I'm not sure if this works with colors, but Captain Planet is plenty Roy G. Biv for me!

Yay! Roy G. Biv! Roy G. Biv!

Wow. That was amazing. The last ten seconds were a hoot. I have a newfound respect for her. The critiques of her from the perspective of body image seem way, way off the mark. Yes, she's a kook, but she isn't hurting anyone, as far as I can tell, and she seems to find genuine fulfillment in her extremely eccentric…

Remember, Noah. He chose you for a reason.

It will be interesting to see how differently the technology worshippers over on Gizmodo react to this story. Actually, it won't be interesting; it will be depressingly predictable. But I'll never know, because I won't go over there to find out.

Ouch.

Oh, you.

Officially, it's known as an "anti-suicide smock." Do a Google Image Search of the phrase and you'll find plenty.

Wait. Rather than apologizing to Kardashian profusely, Lunger called her "annoying"? I suppose this just goes to show that if you're rich enough, you can be as big an asshole as you want to be.

I don't think the skill of the surgeon matters. People with scads of money end up looking like this because they can't stop, and because unethical plastic surgeons won't tell them to stop. Do a Google Image Search of "cosmetic surgery addiction" and you'll see plenty of faces that look alarming like Pete's. You'll…

I know, right!? Why, Pete!? Why!?!? Obviously he had/has some issues, as all cosmetic surgery addicts do. So sad.