When he got back to his iguana friends, he told them to mark down a 1.

He really should have it figured out by now. He's been in a slide since 2010.

TIM MARCHMAN DOES NOT SPEAK FOR THE REST OF THE DEADSPIN STAFF.

At least he's not racist with his cars.

At least Raymond Felton turned himself in before he could take any shots.

Pleased to meet you, American.

All I can spell is BRONZE MEDAL

99% of people with dashcams first interesting they record is their own car crash.

Vermont has better syrup. THAT'S RIGHT. I FUCKING SAID IT.

#COMEGETSOMESIZZURP

Damn, Rice must have been steamed.

This is Larry Duncan and his sister Pamela Johnson (Duncan). Their dad was a lifelong Gopher's fan with season tickets for 40 years until he passed a few years ago. Larry and Pam decided they would continue his legacy by taking over his season tickets and they haven't missed a home game yet. One of their first games…

“Now it’s clear why Americans are so weak in soccer. You can’t move the net there.”

Wow, you're really Russian to judgement on that Petchesky.

Wait, really?!?

The one time a Chicago pizza would have been better.

fuck this why is 7 layer beating buffalo chicken

Video of Richard Sherman making meatballs stuffed with Gushers:

This guy cheated on Katherine Webb.

No dude, Lourde just looks that way.