So basically you only watch football?

He’s on the U-23 team.

I can’t decide what is more depressing the fact that you own a “Target golf polo” or that you decided to admit to this shameful fact.

Quick question: how expensive does a suit have to be to cost more than the value of a car driven by a man in a “Target golf polo”?

Well done Will. Very well written.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

I’m starting to think that Kobe Bryant might be a bit of an asshole.

More like YanKKKees, amirite?!

as a woman, I now have to admit that I am truly scared of their bullpen. #AroldisChapman

This comment reads a lot better if you picture it being spoken from atop a literal soapbox.

The Baseball Hall of Fame is not a place for gamblers! It’s a place for racists, philanders, alcoholics and anyone who used PED’s before the arbitrary deadline of 1995.

Ironically, so did Pete.

Ironically, I won a bet on this decision.

I’d like to think that the entire city of Buffalo is just trolling Deadspin.

Popovich is my favorite person. He does not deal with stupid bullshit but he cares about those who mean a lot to him.

“Things We Actually Like”

Calm down.

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

You’d think they’d be flying high with that 4-20 record!

This is beyond horrifying.

That's sweet of you. I hope you experience poverty.