Change your user name to Chip Kelly, you will get the most likes ever.

Albert - Please take notes

No, No - Please change. If you write about cooking - Add a recipe bullet point section. I don’t wanna read through your rambling about which pans are more manly then the next.

I beg to differ - Article is hysterical . His cooking article are Bullshit

I loved the article... Always fun to laugh at another Man’s disadvantages.

but they taste so good

This is the 1st Eli article on Deadspin without typical dumb Eli face =(

Not to troll - or be annoying in anyway.
But this video was even posted by EvilSPN earlier this week -
They’re usually the slowest - not you..... not you Tom

This may be the worst “Best Sports Video Game” list ever... is this a joke?

I am one for awful jokes .... But I think Ballgahzi crosses a line.

Price Fielder must be Prince’s alter ego

the Snapple Facts of beer

Miss Piggy broke the top 10? She was my #1 to be picked after getting hit by a bus

so Ryan Seacrest ruined American Idol... Got it

slow day at the office huh?

AL HUGHES

Marla Hooch.... What a hitter

Every replay should have Peter Griffin saying "pow right in the kisser"

You left out a lock on your liquor cabinet. Unless you want to murder your children ...

-Nation Wide Insurance

I can't right now