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Final step: cover all floors with blackened wads of gum.

tell me brooksie isn't fighting tooth and nail right now to get 15,000 words on this into the sunday post, relevance be damned.

I was going to say blowjobs.

I find it awesomely appropriate that the Jacksonville Jaguar logo looks exactly like Tom Ley.

Jesus just bring back MVP baseball already!!!!

Now, about MVP Baseball...

Just think of how awful Breaking Bad would have been if the Aztek was never invented. For that Pontiac, I thank you.

But it's already in a Cubs jersey.

BBWAA: How would you recommend we deal with this guy?

I heard that he's also not allowed into BBWAA's official AOL chat room. They take shit like this very seriously.

FAN: Hey you’re that guy from TV with the hot exotic wife. Does she really sound that annoying in real life?

As a Yankees fan I can attest that Michael Kay is the worst.

jesse?

Wow, you guys should really write more articles on this subject