But you still paid for her abortion, right?

Is this where I complain about what hat Frank is wearing?

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I like this guy even more now

so...who did we vote for?

Tom Glavine pitched to Barry Bonds a couple times. Disgraceful to elect someone who associated with known PED users.

No, no ,no. Can't fire him yet. I'm hoping 2014 is the year Michael Ballack climbs across the table and kills him with his bare hands. This needs to happen.

But when are they replacing Alexi Lalas???

Meanwhile, Chris Smith is busy tying people's shoes as part of the Foot Locker trainee program.

For one of the "smarter . . . guys in the league," you'd think Lopez would know that Bosh is on Miami now.

Excuse me, but Michelle Rodriguez having drunken lesbian sex is an early nominee for the Deadspin Hall of Fame.

Why did she wear a Nets' shirt to a Knicks game?

What an idiot! First you win the Heisman then you pop some ex.

Yeah maybe Maddux didn't take steroids but he did wear glasses. Performance enhancing eyewear is still performance enhancing. Cheater.

I bought that Taro T. card when I was in middle school. The next day my brother died in a horrible ice fishing accident. Never fuck with the dark arts.

Marion: What the hell, man? Now how am I going to get these tied?

Holy shit, Harbaugh threw the largest challenge flag I've ever seen on that play

He was offside, so they weren't "this close."

This article is kind of stupid and far longer than it needs to be. Like your sideburns.

I wish I was out for a run instead of reading this (and I use the term loosely) article.