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Still less injuries than Spiderman: Turn Off the Dark

Christian Bale really lost too much weight for this one. The Fighter was insane but this is just absurd

Tiny Tim needs to get the fuck over it already.

Finally some customer service representatives that are actually understandable.

No, you definitely sound like an asshole downer, metal frame or not.

"I don't go into colored bars" - Joe Buck

A championship in week 15? I remember my first beer.

Here is the version I choose to believe is true, because it makes me feel less empty:

I would have sex with the wife.

And then kill the entire family. Every last one of them.

"Ca-No, Thanks"

Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, No, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes.

"What's the big deal about a basketball player putting it in the hole from behind?"

Yeah, the whole score/soundtrack is just wonderful.

If you don't at least crack a smile when the gang fixes up Charlie's shitty little stick into a Christmas tree, you don't have a soul and may be Canadian.

I watched it last night, laughed at a bunch of the lines, still am touched hearing Linus talk about the true meaning of Christmas even though I praise Ceiling Cat above Jesus. I think it's the fact that child actors delivered the voiceovers and the network was so thrown off by the obvious anti-consumerism message they…

For "Christmastime is Here" alone, A Charlie Brown Christmas doesn't suck. And then there are all the other reasons, too. It's one of the few Christmas-related things I can stomach.

Ooooo. This should do the trick: