Damn, missed by 12 hours;

And like Douche Jr., Taubman will soon be working in the Trump Administration/corporation too.

Of all the people in Houston who would be Trump fans, somebody named Francine who works in accounting (ie old and white), is definitely one of them.

That is precisely what he is going for. 

I mean, I don’t expect everyone to fact check their jokes, but it’s pretty widely known that Texas’ big cities are Democratic strongholds..

Clinton won Harris County.

uhhhhh what? Houston’s blue as hell

This list is perfect 👏 👏 👏

In every photo of him, all I see is Don Jr.

His entire 80s output is deeply embarrassing, square music that’s the musical equivalent of ED. 

CCR is criminally low; otherwise, while there’s plenty of quibbling that could be done with this list, I think that for the most part if you broke it into four or five tranches, it’s about right with just a few other exceptions.

The most classic rock is igneous.

Credit where credit is due, this could have been worse.

Billy Joel is the autoplay Farmers Insurance ad of rock radio.

Bregman DEFINITELY catches that ball if the Astros had fired Taubman.

I can’t imagine the ‘Stros loss will be blamed on Taubman, nor should it. They should fire his ass though. 

The Taubman Curse is a beautiful thing to watch.

Curt Schilling just DM’ed Drake that he can borrow his ‘97 Ford Thunderbird anytime he’s in town.

I came into this intrigued by what Lo Duca had to say, and I’m no fan of Country Joe, but they did their homework before suing him, and it sure sounds like he’s full of shit. That begs the question of why he made up something that could be easily verified? Attention? Stupid, if so. And now it’s gonna cost him.

Can’t believe I hadn’t discovered this until right now but in Chrome you can set a site’s permissions to mute all sound by default. Just click on the lock icon next to the URL up top and scroll down to Sound. Sucks if you ever want to actually listen to anything on the site because you have to go unmute it in settings…