“Stick is candy!”

Mr. Roth is an astonishingly good writer. I have on more than one occasion sent his pieces to my father, with whom I share both a deep, profound appreciation for Deadspin and aversion to Trump. I love this site and its talented, thoughtful, compassionate and sporty people.

Thinking of you all today and the near future. What you’re doing is right and important, and I’m sincerely so sorry this has fallen on your shoulders to take up. It’s shameful and outrageous. Deadspin means a great deal to me on a daily basis. 

What if Bregman was endorsed by a real ball glove company instead of Easton? Even I had the professional wherewithal to replace mine with a Wilson freshman year.

This is the only take that’s right. To cancel what he’s done in advocating for platforms and justice for young black men over one statement about Hong Kong is just asinine.

—Ideology Through Scatalogy (HON302-Fall Semester)

Woods saw what Hard Knocks did for Gruden and went the Room Raiders route. 

So tonight’s third inning snapped a streak of 73 innings in which he recorded at least one strikeout. Even in this three-true-outcome era, that is staggering.

Heart hurts for Grisham. Just one of those immensely brutal, wrenching sports moments where the euphoria from one side is as far opposite the distraught end of the spectrum.

And this is precisely why I’m eagerly awaiting the chance to go see Hustlers. Good to hear. 

Good write-up, Patrick. It was a fine film. I figure I’m in the minority, but I quite enjoyed it precisely because it was Sad Brad in Space. It was beautiful to look at, stunning to listen to. It was not a deeply meditative or profound commentary on anything, save for perhaps masculinity repressing emotional…

In keeping with rocket-armed A’s outfielders in Anaheim, here’s another gem. Sadly undermined a bit by miserable TV production at the beginning, opting for a tracking shot of the runner that would make Paul Thomas Anderson jealous.

I traded for Acuña, drafted in the 2nd round, this April in our league’s inaugural season. I can keep two players at the rounds in which they were drafted, and it’s a tough choice between him, Bellinger (4th) and Cole (5th).

Side note: If my boss messed up my chance to keep Acuña, I would enroll in the Creed Bratton…

This is the kind of hard-hitting coverage I look for on here. Topical and worldly while remaining blazer focused on sports.

This entire project is stellar. Drugs With Friends is hilarious and brings me right back.

The only thing worse than a shitty retread football coach is a shitty retread football coach with a litany of batshit, self-detrimental habits that purportedly underscore their commitment to their craft.

Also that knot is way too big. What a goober.

Hudson Yards, a business complex(??) in Manhattan that’s basically just a safe space for people who wear All Birds and think the key to winning in life is following Gary Vaynerchuk on Instagram

They’ve been usurped by feral hogs, between 30-50 of them.

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