MattClementsGoattee
MattClementsGoattee
MattClementsGoattee

Tough to tell. I do have a hunch that:

What would you do with a million-dollar signing bonus? 

This is dynamite. Buddy probably got a Twitter just to retweet Trump’s birtherisms but still leaned Perry before it became clear early on the grifting potentials that Trump’s campaign afforded. 

Jonah has updated his website with a prerequisite for any future speaking engagements to include a bathroom in which he doesn’t have to poop in front of a bunch of other men.

I await Trump’s mental gymnastics (his preferred and likely only form of exercise) to defend a maligned peer-in-misogyny, almost certainly referring to Rosselló as 1) A Good Guy 2) A Victim 3) Foreign.

Nature of the game when you’ve got ambitionz az a wridah.

+1 bowl cut

Nothing witty to add. Just stopping by to say this right here brings me joy matched by few things around the web. Nothing busy; no distractions. It’s just a few folks on a field, well-lit captured by a horizontal camera. Then the sounds— the rocketship cracks and their echoes, unsullied by announcers or fans. This is

Giri Brooklyn found their man. 

When I was in 7th grade I listened nightly to JT The Brick and I was almost held back because I had killed a dangerous amount of brain cells. 

What a rollercoaster that was. For you, I mean. That was a log ride for Bol.

Holy shit. I just now realized this GIF occurred after the Big Baby scored his first basket in eleven minutes. Outstanding. 

+1-800-wheelchair

That is the look of an unstable, hyper-aggressive white male cop who got the conflict he was looking for without the emptied-magazine ending he was pining for. What a blowhard.

Poor Masai.

One of the most important, distinguished and deserving people in that building, but he is a black man and thus is profiled and chec

In that way, this series superseded the 19 that came before it, for art and grisly spectacle.

Agree completely. This was a treat to wake up to. 

It’s an appropriately biting remark, but did she really have to drag Darryl Kile into this?

They better be careful— the last time people caught wind of a cheapskate New York entity doing everything in their power to outmaneuver the draft, we elected him President.

Nothing like browsing channels and inadvertently stumbling upon a mighty dong.