So people have been waiting all this time for this new STREAMING GIANT to emerge and give us thousands of hours of content to watch, with classic movies emerging from the Disney Vault for the first time in years and groundbreaking new series like The Mandalorian....

Yeah. Me too.

“As I made clear in that note, candy touches on nearly every aspect of life — from Halloween to Easter to Christmas and more. We believe that Deadspin reporters and editors should go after every conceivable story, as long as it has something to do with candy. We are sorry that some on the Deadspin staff don’t agree…

Actual lol at this.

“Stick is candy!”

“Stick to candy!”

It doesn’t get much better than this, Luis.  

Sticking it to powerful people who are fucking up a good thing with disingenuous pleas to “avoid controversy” and “stick to sports” is a good thing.

*chef's kiss*

I came here to say, if there’s any investors who are either readers, or who are eying this situation, I would totally be down to pay a subscription to Deadspin 2.0 or UnDeadspin. Actual human dollars, and not just ad revenue. And I’d like to think I’m not alone in that thinking, either. Let someone else’s fuck up be…

Absolutely unbelievable. Actually, very believable. Worst leadership imaginable, and literally everyone saw this coming. I can’t imagine being that fucking stupid.

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

Feel kinda bad that they’re going to have to put you down when everyone leaves here. :/

Waited until the final second, then nailed the 55 yarder. Well played.

Hey that piece of shit nestled between that pig’s enormous testicles looks just like Jim Spanfeller! Uncanny!

Wearing a John Rocker jersey is the same as wearing a MAGA hat.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Indeed. What I admire most, aside from the abundance of $20 words I learn from his writings, is the concise precision of analyzing what exactly is wrong with Trump. I never walk away from a Roth article without a new illuminating angle of our Emperor’s nudity.

Amen. Couldn’t have said it better.