Too much of mom’s chili

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

“Paxton looked on in disbelief at what very much looked like the dinger that would cut his team’s lead down to two.”

What other (not obvious) brands would you recommend for those professional yet comfortable khakis that maybe don’t cost $170?

What other (not obvious) brands would you recommend for those professional yet comfortable khakis that maybe don’t…

I know, I get it. Trust me I do. I root for human shit, and Rudy Guiliani loves our team. I legitimately have no come back for that, and I don’t expect you to ever come around.

CC Sabathia pitching 3 games in a row on 3 days’ rest to get the Brewers into the playoffs is one of the coolest baseball things ever

Seriously. Rethink the fucking lede of this story. Dude’s “gift” was not dying from making such a shitty, irresponsible fucking decision.

+1 unqualified trump appointee.

this is not very encouraging!!!!!!! BE NICER TO ME, A NEW MOM!!!

i have not thought through the monetary repercussions of my action

Alabama Student Made False Bomb Threat In Order To Stop LSU-Florida Game So His Friend Wouldn’t Lose Bet.

Seems like that, right?  Hilarious.  I guess the perp has never watched The Wire.  Or Breaking Bad.  Or most cop shows, or heist movies, or had caller ID, or received a call on their cel phone, or really existed in the modern world at all, really. 

Unbeknownst to him, the real money was riding on “Bet you can’t get Connor arrested before midterms”.

I wonder how many of you have made bold political statements in the face of losing you job (or greatly reducing your income). Anyone? Or is this a commentariat that lives in glass houses and enjoys the outrage at someone not as brave IRL as you are online.   Where DO you idiots get your sense of superiority to us mere…

I’m not going to go as far as people who I see calling Lebron a complete sellout and trying to invalidate all the good social justice work he has done, but plain and simple this was a terrible look for him. It was thoughtless and completely stupid for him to make these comments. He would have been better of being…

I do think that this is more complicated than you’re making it. For the record, this is coming from a bitter Kings fan who has historically been accurately described as a “hater” of LeBron and every other basketball player who has declined to enjoy the relatively small market and high income tax paradise of…

LEBRON JAMES: I choose me.

I backed away from Fortnite a year ago, but that trailer looks really fun. Can’t help noticing that their was no building on display in the trailer.

Jeremy Strong does more acting with just a look than half of Hollywood with the best script they were ever handed. When Naomi left? OMG

But how did he find them? I mean, they were in a folder marked “secrets.” Is Kendall a wizard?