The last time I saw a Predator misuse social media like this, Chris Hansen walked out of the pantry.

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Makes sense; the last time two bigs played well together was 16 years ago.

“We’ve all ... at some point or another had a drone-related problem.”

- Francona, in his manager’s office, flipping though the latest issue of The Yemen Observer.

I can think of a couple enterprising men with near-billion dollar brands of their own that can dress circles around Frump’s garb.

No shit, because the dude before him yakked a tater to put him up three runs. Which is basically a walk-off for Bumgarner in the playoffs.

Buck Plugs Book ‘Bout Young-Buck Plugs.

Haven’t seen an old white guy bone Britton this bad since June.

He actually goes on to say, “Why would I want to hit you with that motherfucker coming up? Use your head.” With “that motherfucker” of course being Mark Motherfucking Trumbo.

Jay Cutler is a fucking idiot.

Just pointing out, McCann grounded to Rendon, who threw to the sheepish Murphy at 2nd for the game-ending 5-4 putout.

My dad taught my petulant ass a great lesson in little league: Shut up and play ball. This is so fucking petty from the Hawks, man.

Lamenting that a team didn’t stop balling out on your absent asses in front of their trophy-starved crowd is like lamenting that a team didn’t stop balling out on your absent asses in…

jesus christ the Rays are a group of good-looking guys.

Can you offer insight on the reasoning behind the gawdawful Express Written Consent minimini series that airs between innings?

I’ve always admired Spoelstra and his abilities. Felt he didn’t get enough credit for the Heat’s successes. He restructured their schemes after the ‘11 season and was one of the first to exhaustively champion the small-ball pace-and-space that is nearly ubiquitous at this point.

The Strife of Pablo

Hey bladder bladder bladder, a sting bladder!

You’re drunk and hyperbolic. It’s been widely acknowledged he wouldn’t be a great dunk-contest participant. His creativity manifests in his passing and court awareness.

I got more jazzed from his touch pass to Mozgov than the reverse dunk. But I do like this and think it speaks to his skill more than any dunk contest…

Bonds was a critical part of my early sports consciousness, and gave me a dose of entertaining reality that Rugrats simply couldn’t. Ironic and somewhat tragic that reality was still somewhat tinged with falsity, but fuck it.

There’s something to be said of the fans now who grew into baseball watching and loving the…