It’s “If Young Metro don’t trust you, I’m gon’ shoot you,” referring to this song’s producer, Metro Boomin’, who also executive-produced What A Time To Be Alive.

I told my girlfriend this after the first listen: it’s a messy masterpiece. It’s intensely, unequivocally Kanye West. Delirious and poetic and imperfectly grandiose. It soars and dives and occupies the weird boundaries in which he’s always seeking to stake claims. Hazy synths and strings and deep, booming drums.…

+1 all-sales final policy.

Sweet pic. Barry, just curious why you used “unreality” and not “surreality”? I’m more disposed to using the latter, but am wondering if I’ve been using it wrong.

Pardon my french, but I fucking love this game. It’s so stupidly massive and eclectic. A small detail I can’t get over is how giant some beasts appear compared to Geralt. It adds so much to the combat intensity. Jaw-dropping sightlines and clever, at-times seriously well written dialogue.

I get so giddy thinking about…

Pardon my french, but I fucking love this game. It’s so stupidly massive and eclectic. A small detail I can’t get…

Is your name in reference to the great tragedy penned by Shakespeare? Or the rowdy, raucous, brilliant boys from New Jersey whose new album drops tomorrow?

Hamels was dirty. His 116th or so pitch was a piss rocket at 96 on the black. His change-up fell off the table more often than plates from a rookie waiter.

Gonna shamelessly promote a short film with two music videos I just did for an artist in the midwest, featuring Des Moines’ first-ever rap-on-a-boat video.

How could he conceivably take $100k for a film and NOT even shoot in 24 frames per second? I’m astounded. It looks like a high school film class project. It looks so, so so bad.

Jesus. I watched this four times looking for a cop doing the shooting.

I know the MVP is now, unequivocally, an arbitrary and subjective piece of hardware. Simply put, it would not have brought about more than a modicum of respite from the fact that homeboy carried a team without Kevin Love and without a complete Kyrie, then no Kyrie, to within 2 wins of a Finals championship.

As a man with armpits and as a man with sensitivities to fragrances, I’ve grown to appreciate knowing when odor is actually eliminated instead of simply covered up by a meadowy scent. I’d like to nominate this handy little engineering feat. It is a gel, feels other-side-of-pillow cool when putting it on the ‘pits and…

As a man with armpits and as a man with sensitivities to fragrances, I’ve grown to appreciate knowing when odor is…

Jesus. Just because a chick dislocated Kevin Love’s shoulder does not mean they should promote domestic violence.

Brings to mind the always salient medical advice that if you experience an erection lasting longer than four hours, call your doctor for a hi-five.

And this time there weren’t just pictures, but a video!

Regardless of arbitrary MVP delineations, we can agree this has been one of the most exciting seasons / MVP races in quite sometime, yeah?

And I’d like to point out that LeBron’s season is more or less compared to his past seasons, rather than to the seasons put forth by his contemporaries.

There was a brilliant…

+1 handful of animal crackers and Dora bandaid.

Hayes is for horse's hooves all up on your face and neck.

Imagine how far the NFL would regress if players banded together and fought for better wages, hours, working conditions and benefits? It would be an apocalypse.