Treasure trove. Thank you.

I apologize for seeing this weeks too late, but if you can direct me to where you found that shirt, I'd appreciate it. I've looked in the past for a good Ono-Sendai shirt and come up empty.

You forgot to work in a "literally."

I'd like to think you're right about the "well-spoken and somewhat intelligent" part, but I'm afraid we're closer to seeing President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho than any of us like to admit.

If you ever want to punish poor Evan, ask him to decode the things Shannon Sharpe says.

I'm so in love with the new-to-my-ears term Jezebeaux that I'm giving you a free pass to do anything you like.

By the same reasoning, Kanye West is America's Poet.

I can't find the part where they say how many Minnesotans they consulted.

Because responsible straight people are indistinguishable from gay people.

I sympathize — speed is important to me too, but so is portability. With some practice I got up to 80 WPM on a little bluetooth chicklet board. I'm trying to discipline myself to get comparatively fast on the virtual keyboard, with the ipad just flat on a desk, but I find I'm still very reliant on the feedback…

Nicely done.

Similarly, every time a trauma surgeon treats someone who has been assaulted, they're tampering with the evidence of the assault. Lock 'em up. Along with the wanton criminals — they call themselves "contractors" — who have been tampering with the evidence of property damage by repairing the homes damaged by Hurricane…

So...DC is forcing him to make like a tree...?

Tailgaters, like many other people, are assholes. Life is full of assholes. At times I, like you, have given in to the temptation to be a bigger asshole in response. All that was accomplished is that the world had one more asshole: me. So how about this: when people are being assholes, try to be NOT an asshole. You'll…

Mark Twain and/or Roy Rogers think that timing seems about right.

YES. I followed the link to look at all the ads in the interest of a fair response to the question raised, but can't look away from the hamfisted retouching.

If this is him, the letter printed above is some of his finest work. He clearly channeled some passion.

And here I thought schools couldn't regress beyond the "oh well, kids" response I get in our district.

It may just be that they're indoctrinating students against ignorance, and he can't tell the difference.

Me too. I'm happy, and a little bit sad, for each of us.