I’ve been doing this for years.

What is the provenance of that terrific GIF?

I would love it if Leslie Jones would call BS on this entire industry by showing up in jeans, T-shirt and a leather jacket. She has the audacity.

Okay, but can he land a rocket on one?

Or, at least, do pushups while you cry. Then no one can tell you’re crying, as long as you do enough to just get really sweaty. You have a good cry, you burn off the undirected energy, and make yourself tired instead of wound up.

Limited processing capacity and vast distance from the reality of Planet Earth are the same reasons Greta’s never going to understand an actual explanation of this issue.

I wonder if the city could respond by eminent-domaining that property at the quoted $158 million pricetag, then charge the Giants market rates for rent and usage.

Your description of your friend’s positions and attitudes could just as easily apply to my 70-year-old father, a life-long conservative and Republican, who only recently admitted to me that he voted for Obama in 2008 almost entirely out of fear and revulsion of Sarah Palin, then voted Romney in 2012. And now, having…

Thank you so much. Have a great evening.

That gif is fantastic. What is the source? The actress(?) looks familiar but I’m having trouble placing her.

Me too - also very stoic. So when I obsessively take in the pictures of this horrible man bursting into tears upon conviction, I retain a placid expression while, on the inside, I delight in his crashing hubris.

If we hadn’t just lost Phife Dawg, he’d have some recommended alternatives, people who could run that team as if their name were Scott Skiles. Better yet, Magic. Or even Karl Malone.

I can’t claim to know the collective mind of Wisconsin voters, but I have a feeling that if Ryan actually did arm-wrestle the guy, and won, everyone who opposed him on policy issues would shrug and vote for him out of a sense of obligation. How wrong can he be? He won the arm-rasslin’.

Sometimes I have to go to a restroom, not to relieve myself, but to blow my nose. That’s when I’m most frustrated by blower-only restrooms. Sure, there’s toilet paper.* But as anyone who has been in a public restroom knows, I barely want to put that stuff on my ass, let alone my face.

Having just read The Steel Remains, and as a fan of Altered Carbon, I wonder if Richard K. Morgan would take it on.

New strategy. Let the Wu Ke win.

Maybe it’s as simple as this: if he stops campaigning, he has to go home and spend time with women.

I remember thinking, and telling people, how silly the clickwheel was. Until I got a Mini as a gift. Not that many years later I was grumpily telling people how ridiculous it is that you can’t get an ipod with a clickwheel any more. Honestly, I’m still grumpy about that, and I keep my last classic ipod more protected…

And has more realistic hair.

What is the definition of “assault rifle”? I thought I knew but recent discussions are calling that into question. I’m not trying to troll you here, I’m genuinely asking.