A couple of months back I had the MOST erotic dream about Thomas Middleditch. I’m not even sure if I’ve ever seen him in anything. That shit came out of nowhere.

it is literally the Pope’s job to love everyone and even he can’t bring himself to tolerate DJT lmao

UK Update:

Came here for the Brosnan bashing. Because he’s good-looking and charming, but he CANNOT SING AT ALL. Of course, making non-singing actors sing is the new thing, so why not go back to the ultimate example.

Well I’m excited. I actually really liked this movie, cheesy as it was. /ducks

I love ABBA, I love Meryl, and I love shirtless Dominic Cooper, but no.

I anxiously await the Honest Trailer for this one. In the meantime, please enjoy the Les Mis Honest Trailer, which sums up my hatred and frustrations about most musicals!

Damn you Colin Firth stealing another 9.50 from me with that damn accent and jaw.

“If I were an actor, I’d be keen on filming in locations that supplied me with both a beach and glorious views.”

I know more naturalized Americans who actually care about American a billion times more than these lazy, faux patriot corrupt white men.

YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD?! THIS GUY!

“This stuff’s gonna take some time to sort through. The rest of the world’s going to take advantage of that.” No, it won’t. It won’t because they’re in the same boat and because this is the way their world functions: having dirt on each other, leveraging that dirt, and, more important, they are the power structure…

McConnell, defintely. I would take personal pleasure in seeing tears (which I doubt he’s capable of) streaming down his stupid turtle face.

But who would you like to see cry on camera the most? For me it’s definitely Mitch McConnel, his face would look so weird.

And by RIP I mean Rest in the Perpetual fucking sloggiest of the the slog of humanity. May the wind forever be in your face.

I seriously most earnestly hope this throws everything from here on out. Pence knew. McConnell knew. Ryan knew that this was a flaming corporate cess fire that was heading straight for our actual lives.

Hm well I can tell you right now there’s clearly gonna be too much Will Scarlet

ETA: oh my god Jamie Foxx is Little John