COVID happened during spring break, which is usually the busiest part of the year at my work. During that last morning huddle, my boss’s boss came out, told everyone that if they came in contact with someone who had covid or had traveled somewhere covid was big, they were going to be put on leave for two weeks, no…

top 3 from least terrible to most terrible:

Hell yes she should be angry.

I remember watching the news with my Boppa (my grandfather) about a year ago and I remarked to him that Trump was the first president to not own a pet in the White House in like, forever and he just went:

Same thing happened with my Mom years ago!

What about seventeen again (not Zac Efron’s 17 again), but it was a Showtime movie that got aired several times on Disney Channel in the early 2000's in part because it had all three Mowry siblings in it. The male sibling played a kid Genius who made like a special soap and it turned their grandmother into a seventeen…

I saw one conservative on Instagram who was like “well if they want to be all politically correct they’re gonna have to cancel South Park as well”

I guess so?

Me, someone who doesn’t vape/smoke because she’s never found the appeal: You’re not my dad!! Don’t tell me what to do!! -aggressively blows vape smoke in Trumps direction-

Ironically I had a friend whose ADHD doctor told her to snort Adderall if she was in a pinch because “it reaches the brain faster”

for some reason, my part of Texas is just crawling with Mormons and literally every Mormon I know tends to be like “oh no Coffee and tea are EVIL” as they chug Dr. Pepper (mainly because Dr Pepper is the state drink and they know if they drink it, they’ll still be able to mingle with the non Mormons)

My uncle already posted a link blaming this on Hillary and I’m just like, “so a prison, run by Trump’s DOJ, allowed Hillary to come in and murder him herself? yeh, that’s very realistic.”

my grandparents decided to buy a cabin in the mid-1980s’ on the edge of a lake in small-town Texas, two hours away from their home. When I say small town like three years ago, I went there and the townspeople were not only so excited that the McDonalds had been built, but they had just approved the 7/11 to sell booze…

I honestly thought she was gonna die by Jamies hand, or even by Ayra strangling her.

The summer before senior year of high school, I attempted to reinvent myself. By reinventing myself I mean I bragged to everyone how I was becoming ‘cultured’, and by cultured I mean signing up for AP English, wearing all black, experimenting with lipstick, cutting my hair (from halfway down my waist to just…

My Uncle takes issues with Trump’s ‘bone spur’ mainly because he had actual health issues as a kid but because he was “working-class” (his dad died when he was young and his mom was a teacher, which meant money wise he was on his own for college) his number got called and his draft officer told him “law school won’t…

My Nick Cage story:

^ Agreed. 

My mom thinks that Melania may be staying because the prenup gives Barron up to Trump or something that makes it financially appealing for her to stay with him until he dies, or something like that.

He looks like someone who’s ready to destroy the orphanage it’s sitting on top of an oil well but gets foiled by a golden retriever in the third act.