I Started taking CBD oil last year, following an incident where my period started during class and my first-day cramps were so intense I got sick and had to have my mom come get me from my university because I couldn’t drive home. Literal lifesaver, cramps are still there but I’m able to do like regular stuff like go…

is Australia just like a supersized Flordia? I know Texas is sometimes wild but like, in Texas if you pull this shit, there’s usually a middle-age white woman named Karen who just spawns out of nowhere and spanks them into submission and then asks to speak to the manager because her expired coupon wasn’t accepted.

It is still kinda weird to think that Kate Hudson was probably about seventeen when she tried out for this film because I’m pretty sure mentally I pegged her as Permanently 32 for about the last fifteen or so years

okay so from what I understand from the summary of the Muller Report is: Well, we can’t 100% say he or his aides did it, BUT we’re kinda sure he did it”

who told Trump Jr he was hot??? With that beard??? that kinda looks painted on???

I was thinking maybe instead of going to USC maybe go to like FIDM, where she could learn how to launch a clothing line or something similar, but I already ranted about this in my other post.

I’m just surprised she didn’t go to I think that fashion design school Amanda Bynes went to? FIDM, which is in LA I think, or at least that area. Like I know she’s a beauty blogger but probably attending a school where you can learn from professionals in the beauty industry would probably be better suited. But I guess…

Okay, so two things:

Honestly the moment I get a partner that I want to introduce to my family, I gotta have them sit down for at least one to two evenings and be like “listen I have a LARGE family, and here are the relatives that you NEED to know” -puts on powerpoint- Oh um, here’s a notebook and pen, because I will be quizzing you on…

Honestly, I know we’re supposed to hate Amazon but I think Amazon understands the movie market better than Netflix atm. you buy/produce the movies, release them for a general theatrical release, before bringing them to your streaming platform six weeks or so before DVD/home release. 

the closest Imax to me is at my local mall, which is thriving like crazy! They just opened a Daiso and a Funko store. It helps that we live in a college town just outside of DFW and we’re growing like crazy.

grandfather just passed of a stroke a few weeks ago. He had had some bad health issues (mainly related to mobility but still sharp as a tack) and he had a stroke almost twenty years prior, but unlike Perry, he hung on for almost two weeks following the stroke.

Last rumour I had heard from Michigan (dad spent early part of life in Flint/Jackson area before grandpa’s job moved him to Ohio so he still has friends around that area) is that apparently, Michigan elected a female democrat last fall as governor and she’s trying to replace the pipes/bring back the bottled water but…

this doesn’t surprise me.

I had been struggling with ADHD for almost two decades ( a prior diagnosis as a kid was dismissed because ‘she’s just a kid), flunking out of college twice before I finally decided to seek treatment.

That reminds me of Jimmy Kimmel, saying how it was a female nurse who noticed his newborn son was just a little ‘too blue in the face’ and called the alarm (burns out he had a heart condition that could have killed him had the nurse not sounded the alarm)

Little brother has a girlfriend. Said Girlfriend almost three years ago decided she wanted a dog, somehow got the okay to keep it in her dorm at her college. Went down to the animal shelter during Thanksgiving break and got a Husky/Kelpie Mix. Poor doggo was a five-month-old stray, who had come in with siblings and…

by CHECK???

I wonder if perhaps his father screamed loser enough times to Little Donny’s face that he decided that he decided he had to not ‘not’ be a loser, and that everyone else who is not the perfect alpha male like himself is a loser

God, this brings back flashbacks and suddenly it makes me think maybe my grandma wasn’t reading these for the plots but maybe because she was somewhat frustrated in her marriage (she once described sex as a “great sleep aid for men.” and that “all men need is a hole” which we played off as having grown up on a farm)