I have been crying all day (my beloved grandfather who helped raise me died this morning after spending a week in a coma following a terrible stroke) and I saw this and this gave me the deep belly laugh I needed to stop laughing so I could do homework for Graduate school.

I seem to recall back in the early days of Conan’s tbs show, he lost a bet with someone and so he had to go into a place and get his hair put in dreads and spray tanned with the heaviest tan they had and do his show for a week like that.

wait, wasn’t she with Jack Whitehall like a few weeks ago? Damn girl, get it. 

you win points for not only your user name, but that comment

Ben Affleck was actually good as Batman. It’s the studio that edited BvS (my favourite guilty pleasure) into terrible. Justice League wasn’t half bad when you compare it to like, fantastic 4 (2o15), Spiderman-3, or even Batman and Robin.

he’s inspired by a character played by Misha Collins, famous for playing Castiel, an angel/Dean Winchester’s boyfriend on Supernatural.

me two months ago: man, can’t wait for the Muller movie directed by Ben Affleck and starring Ben Affleck as Muller. Knowing that it’s gonna be redundant but i mean did ANYBODY else see Argo?

Texan here. can confirm Beto’s loss this past november was a smack in the face as well.

I’m willing to bet either him or Michelle have a bomb ass fried chicken recipe, one that would even make the old white dudes at fox news appreciate the Obama’s like everyone else does.

a family friend suffering from severe dementia had her sister come up and take care of her while the kids were trying to find a good home to put their mom in (the search got frantic after the third home health care worker was caught stealing from the family friend. The kids only found out because the credit card…

When I was a kid, my southern af grandmother told me that if I spread ‘vile lies’ that it would show on my face and everyone would know.

Weird ass opinion: I have the feeling Ivanka will likely never serve prison time. or if she does, it will be one of those where it will be a year at most and even then she’ll try and convince the judge to let her serve at a fancy minimum security prison.

possible idea: Rami probably doesn’t watch a lot of superhero movies or pays attention (I’m looking at Ethan ‘comic book movies are trash and ruining society’ Hawke) to gossip websites or news like that. He probably heard about the lawsuit and was told ‘oh well the lawsuit got thrown out and Bryan’s sober now so there…

I once remembered a classmate cornering me in the lounge at our community college and tell me in great detail about the ending, and it was just the WAY she was telling me this, that like, she thought it was the greatest love story she ever and totally blind to the look of horror on my face.

Shout out to Kris Jenner for being very business smart and had probably prepared prenups for all the kids since they were diapers because she knew if her daughters (and son) were anything like her they would have an interesting choice in whoever they bring home.

Untill the age of seventeen, I wore my hair loooonnng and in a low ponytail. My mom kept trying to encourage me to wear a high ponytail but whenever I would try, I would get the WORST headaches and I assumed it was because of my super thick hair.

Remember after Brexit how everyone thought every other EU country was gonna vote leave and then May started the negotiating and everyone was kinda like....”yeh, lets not?”

I wonder if every time Theresa May comes for the weekly lunch meeting with the Queen, if the Queen sits there like “I don’t like you so I’ll be silent while you’re here’ or if she gives Theresa May a verbal beatdown like “Do you honestly think Brexit, fulled by lies, is still a good idea-”

this reminds me of something my brother once told me, “Look I don’t wanna hear about your sex life or anybody else’s sex life, save whenever John(his best friend since he was six) finally has sex. Trust me MaryLeigh, it will be a miracle whenever he does it”

Yo if they didn’t want to see a movie that would upset them, why couldn’t they go see Aquaman like everyone else? Or even take the kids to see Mary Poppins Returns and give them a good memory before “mean ol’Muller’ takes away either/both Ivanka and Jared or did the kids already see it with the Nanny?