Fun fact: apparently back in the 90's a cable guy working on it gave my parents free HBO and they didn’t realize it until years later when a different cable person noticed it.
MaryLeighWinchester
MaryLeighWinchester
I have a friend who about six months ago moved so she could take a job as a TSA officer, which basically means that under the current shutdown, she was working during the biggest travel time in the country for FREE. Here’s the most recent text conversation I’ve had with her:
Jesus Christ, isn’t there some intern that can photoshop him to look better? Usually not in favour of photoshop but dear lord man, get that pink eye treated! And maybe take a crack at using some skincare products.
no office party to go to yet, but my paternal grandmother was born December 19th, but her adopted mother raised her to think she was born on the 21st, and she honestly thought that until she was like 89 or so.
Literally, every time that my paternal grandmother came down to visit us we would have to massively clean to please her otherwise she would point out the ONE spot we missed.
the red hair was dyed for her Nick show. Apparently when she joined the producers realized they had three brunettes on the show and Ariana was selected as the one who would dye her hair a bright red rather than make her wear a wig. When she did the spin-off she switched to a wig because her hair was fried as shit from…
I think I also read somewhere that like while she sprays tans she also has that weird thing where she can go out into the sun and NOT GET BURNT, just like my grandmother.
awww, look at the old people who refuse to get with the times and feel threatened by someone who’s a different gender and race then they are!
Is it bad that sometimes I’m like ‘damn, he needs to get spanked or something” whenever I hear Trump speak?
this reminds me of a thing I saw on Tumblr where someone was like, the real reason why Seinfield doesn’t tour college campuses is because he knows 400 college kids are gonna show up and be like “Yo, when we gonna get a Bee Movie 2!”
My mom has been getting REALLY angry over the whole Kavanaugh thing (mainly because she’s worried about my future reproductive rights) that in order not to cause more stress-induced health issues to herself she’s taken to calling Lindsey Graham a ‘kuncklehead’ because when my dog was in obedience school the Petsmart…
a week ago a girl I’ve known from high school shared Kavanaugh’s testimony and was like “wow! I would vote for him!”
-raises question- yeh quick question, what the f was he spending it on?
Agent: they want you in guardians of the galaxy
I’m not one for violence but I was ready to slap him with an open palm and yell “ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION YA DICKLESS TWERP” in the thick southern accent like my grandmother used to speak in.
Also if I remember correctly, Dexter Fletcher was the one who took over the Queen Biopic after Bryan Singer has that incident on set and was suddenly not directing the movie anymore.
This is really bad but I was secretly hoping, considering how much yelling Kavanaugh was doing yesturday, that he would go home and drink himself silly and either get into a domestic disturbance or arrested for drunk driving.
Honestly I REALLY hope that we get a flashback and It’s Kevin Spacey’s Body Double being Shot in the back of the head By Robin Wright and she looks towards the camera and goes ‘Women inherit the earth’
Your boyfriend sounds wonderful and you should be with him forever and I’m sorry shitty things happened to you :/