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So basically a love hotel with XBoxes…

That’s the sort of information I would expect to find on the disclosure forms at closing.

“Well I would certainly hope that he’s still there, since that’s where I left him.”

“I called the former owner of my house and asked if she knew about this,” Fay told the Sun Sentinal.

It’s better if you remember the auction rule: spaces that are landed on, if not bought, are immediately auctioned off. Makes the game go much faster and makes it easier to target specific properties.

Monopoly is a lot less boring if you play by the actual rules. No money in Free Parking, and every property either gets bought by the person who lands on it, or it’s auctioned off immediately. The game goes fast and gets very cutthroat right off the bat.

This poor guy. Nobody takes him seriously.

You may enjoy learning that the couple purchased a used SUV. Savings!

Plus, like shoplifting, it’s not a victimless crime. Banks have to pay very hefty premiums for Errors and Omissions (E&O) insurance and those rates go up industry-wide if the policies have to pay out — sort like being a homeowner in Florida over the past 20 years and watching your rates quadruple. Then who pays for…

Hahahahahahaha

...no but seriously no one is ever going to say that.

Not quite Bondage Fairies but...I should just stop typing now, shouldn’t I?

You actually have to unlock the new icon. But don't worry, the MyAssets card packs of various graphical elements are very reasonably priced, and you're guaranteed one new item every three packs.

It was a tiny oopsie. Here’s the actual icon that’s supposed to be there: 🎰

SONY: We’re taking Spider-man away.

Mainly so they can confirm that the app on their device is indeed the one they should get rid of. Obviously, do not sideload the apps from those links.

Probably because that is *also* the easiest place to check if its installed, and also to remove it.

This calls for a celebratory Jelly-filled doughnut!

The awards were the only thing keeping the post from being buried by the system, otherwise it wouldn't have gotten as many downvotes probably.

" This is why the clocks on the International Space Station tick just a little bit more slowly than clocks on Earth do. Since the space station is moving so fast and is affected by less gravity, time moves more quickly. "