I pray to [insert deity here] that 100% of the buyers choose the full wheel just to show Elon that he’s a fool for making the yoke at all.

Of all those the knife in the laptop seems the most absurd. Like I assume they planned on bringing it on board, but like this is post 9/11 you try and hijack a plane with a knife, passengers are gonna FUCK YOU UP. Also it seems like the tools, i.e. screwdriver, to open said lap top wasn’t also with the luggage, so…

Touchscreen, but the actual steering function needs to be a couple of sub-menus deep.

The TSA are definitely not gamers. That’s pretty clearly an Xbox One S, not a PlayStation. 

“Part of my master plan to sell my sheep steering wheels for $700. I’m a genius.” - Elon.

Instead of a yoke or a steering wheel, it should be a touchscreen!

Don’t forget the brother murder, cutting babies in half, and killing everyone on earth.

*insert Gym Jordan joke here*

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“A senator from Utah proposed a similar law on a nationwide scale last year as well as attempt to establish “...a national definition of obscenity that would apply to obscene content that is transmitted via interstate or foreign communications.”

“will be liable for damages brought by someone who’s minor child accessed the any “harmful material.”

What in the fucking government overreach is going on here?

It’s adorable* that a big sale for Nintendo is slashing the price of a $60 game released in 2019 (Link’s Awakening) by a whopping $18.

Setting up a VPN that convinces the internet that I’m from Louisiana is about to be my new humiliation kink.

Obligatory notice: Accuweather’s CEO has actively lobbied Congress to force NOAA to stop providing weather information and data for free and instead sell it (to them, generally). Don’t support them.

Easy: remove the only one actually being a threat.

(And if that’s too hard between someone threatening someone else with a firearm and someone else...not doing that, I don’t know what to tell people)

I genuinely expect it to happen. Would be a new situation for the capitol police too. They know what to do when a citizen does that but what do you when the person you’re supposed to protect is threatening another person you’re supposed to protect?

 If she ends up shooting herself we get the 5x bonus score. 

I’m putting “Boebert pulls a gun on the House floor” on my 2023 Bingo card.