Very cool - it seems like a lot of places are starting to do this. Here’s the clip from Matt Farah’s first wash with his tuned 718 (different tuner though - link below to the story of Matt’s car).

measly 395-horsepower

We have entered the millennial fuckboy era of bond 

people like that are pathetic cause they're admitting they can only think about one thing at a time

Some people on the Internet are going to complain that we are focusing on the wrong thing. They are stupid. It’s okay to laugh at an idiot. Even while the world burns, especially while the world burns. Life is short. Take comfort where you can find it.

I thought the biggest self-own in the history of Twitter was that insufferable manbaby Elon Musk tricking himself into paying $44,000,000,000 for Twitter and then immediately trying to speedrun the bankrupt% category with it.

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

18 seconds faster than a McLaren Senna on a 2.5-3 min course set off all sorts of flags. Which editor approved this lol

Also, from:

As evidence of this, the owner included in-car footage of himself at Virginia International Raceway turning in a 2 minute, 17 seconds lap. For context, Car and Driver lapped a McLaren Senna around VIR in 2019 in 2 minutes 34.9 seconds.

It’s been four years since Musk suggesting using a tiny submarine to rescue those kids, and subsequently calling the person who was trying to rescue said kids a “pedophile”, and hiring an investigator in an attempt to dig up dirt on him.

“It’s so dumb.”

To build on that, I absolutely loved that the reason Benoit had difficulties cracking the case was that he is bad with stupid stuff and couldn’t fathom that billionaire was actually that stupid.

Honestly my favorite part of the movie is that the so called genius billionare was in fact dumb as a sack of rocks.

i love it when people online say other things dont matter

“Will people be giving a woman who already has an empire a trickle of more money? Yes.”

Yikes.

just take the L bro

https://xkcd.com/1053/