That family would still be alive if the driver had done any of the following:

If you do not know how to stop your vehicle when the throttle is stuck, you either need to stop driving or learn more about your vehicle.

I mean, yeah, it’s trying to copy the Stratos...but you can’t deny that Fiero is pretty badass on it’s own.

Her left leg loses traction on the ice way before her hand is even touched. She was going down regardless, and it was just coincidence her hand got kicked, so she’s using that as an excuse.

I fully approve of this.

Weird - I too got a B5 Passat wagon for free. I had it for less than a year, which was far too long. None of the windows worked, the transmission was jerky, and I had to have the oil cooler gasket replaced (after it dumped all of the engine oil in the middle of the road on my way to work). One of the previous owners…

Holy shit the water coming out of that car.

I would strip at least one of all the weight I could possibly remove, and make it my commute-to-and-from-work car.

I have a spare whiteboard in my office just sitting on the ground. I am totally doing this. Thank you for the tip!

My parents just leased a new Impreza a few weeks ago and were very impressed with how easy everything was. They walked in the dealership, and a few hours later drove home with a new car.

Holy shit. DO WANT.

Their specials were, and still are, the best thing on television.

100% about the Audi vs. Lancia. That was a great segment.

Funny you say that - I’m 34, and just recently learned that my liberal, Bernie-loving parents living in Vermont used to use the old version. Mind blown.

See: our current administration.

How the fuck did neither of them suddenly become separated from their heads?!?!

A picture of that Volvo up on two wheels is my desktop background. Love it.

Counterpoint: When you’re trying to do something around the house and you don’t want any interruptions from your three children, the Autoplay feature is crucial. I don’t mind if they watch an hour and a half straight of something educational, like StoryBots or Dino Dan or Magic School Bus.

+1 star for Melissa-Bob.

O’Reilly’s is the fucking worst. I needed a new oil pan drain plug gasket for my Caravan, and it took three different employees bouncing back and forth between the computer and the stock room for them to find one, and it still ended up being the wrong size.