I would say this problem extends way past the 1990s...my 2006 Grand Caravan’s entire headliner (approximately 2,000 square feet) is held up by about 3,000 pins.

I’m pretty sure I’ve said this before, but...you, sir, are a national treasure.

I got a new phone almost a year ago - I’ve never heard any of its ringtones.

I’m only 33, and this is exactly how I feel every day.

This was my thought as well - things that are designed to stop vehicles immediately should not be placed in the path of vehicles that are designed to go very fast.

“The legendary pony car began life in 1963, then was brilliant for about 15 years, then was bad for the next 25 or so years, and then became good again with the fifth generation in 2004 and became even better with the sixth generation, which debuted in 2015.”

The wagon version of that generation rustles my jimmies, but in a good way.

I bet at least one will be wrapped around a telephone pole upon exiting the dealer parking lot.

I’ll gladly take the CTS off your hands, if you wouldn’t mind trading for an ‘04 v70 with 127,000 miles and a leaky steering rack. I’ll even throw in the local brewery and aquarium stickers...that are already stuck to the back.

I appreciate that you’re staying calm and responding thoughtfully to everyone who says please don’t ride with your high beam on. It’s genuinely nice to see. I have to disagree with you, however - I think the MSP courses and associated literature were written before the advent of super-bright LED/HID lights. I have no…

Dude, the highest level audio system you could put in the Escalade was amazing. The Undergrounds will always be my favorite NFS games.

You’d have to add like 5 feet of engine bay. That V8 is almost as big as the car.

I hear you - every time I go to “fix” something on my ‘92 I end up breaking like 52 little clips, trim pieces, etc.

OH MY GOD I WANT ONE

Whoops, wrong comment. Thought you were the guy who just sold his.

Why on earth would you sell that? And are those BBS wheels? I’ve been thinking about gold BBS for my blue ‘92 wagon, this gives me a good idea what it will look like.

HNNNNNNNNNRRRRRGGGGG

Hot damn, I’ve been trying to pick a new color for my 240 when I get around to restoring it - that might be it.

Unreliable? What planet are you from?

I just cleaned all the dirt and leaves and other shit that has accumulated in the drains below the windshield on my V70. I could feel Death creeping up behind me.