“I’m OK with the twenty second time limit for delivery, won’t effect my performance either way. I may have a problem with this whole ‘only one visit to the mound’ thing though.”

I somehow knew even before checking Google that this guy went to Duke.

“They’re too immature.” - Man who at 39 got drunk, crashed his car into a telephone pole and then fled into the woods.

In defense of Neymar, it’s probably fun to have a chance of scoring 3 to 4 goals in every game

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.

Yes this is what the impeachment crowd doesn’t seem to understand. That it doesn’t just lead to an election “do-over”.

Mike Pence is the reason I pray every single day that Trump doesn’t get impeached.

Incredibly bummed this isn’t just Magary in his living room in an ill fitting polo and cargo shorts screaming his head off and scaring his children.
Not mad, just disappointed.

Kentucky fan leaving a voice mail....

I know there are some people that feel like any situation is worth joking about.

A good thing to see after reading/hearing all of these brave, gruesome statements:

owned!

Refreshing to see a story involving the Vikings and a clap that doesn’t take place on a boat.

As a Vikings fan who still can’t believe they won that game, I felt and feel bad for Williams, Brees, Morestead and others on the Saints team. They played well enough to win, and I have no ill will towards them as people or players.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

If the Jaguars somehow beat the Patriots next week, Jalen Ramsey is going to explode.

The family singing the Skol Vikings song in about 39 different keys was the best fucking part.

I guess Marcus Williams isn’t paying for a beer when he’s in Minneapolis anytime in the next, ooh, thousand years.

If two weeks ago is any indicator, I’m expecting a 10-3 loss by the Vikings next week where both quarterbacks implode.

I’d just like to point out that the Redsox, Yankees, and Dodgers all outspent the Astros by a significant amount last year, and the Astros beat all three of them in the playoffs. There is usually plenty of talent in the draft for the teams that take this approach, the biggest obstacle is having the right people in the…