Not wanting it to go to waste, I did a quarter ounce of cocaine, fucked my wife’s sister like I’ve always wanted to, called my boss and called him an old bald cocksucker, then burned my house down for fun.

This new Radiohead song sucks.

Alberto Del Rio, drugs

Looks like Barkley’s golf swing...

unlike with peak Halberstam

Just kidding, the last time Trump had a thought that coherent was 37 years ago.

HELLOOO!

Storm Drain Annie is my new favourite Tomsula character

I’m surprised nothing game grumps was put out there. My vote goes for their Shovel Knight co-op playthrough.

Just read a review of it and this is how it’s described.

U.S. Sports Time Zones Ranked

You lost me at Joey Crawford. He was an egotistical prick who believed he was as instrumental to the entertainment of the game as the players. The fact that his name was widely known is a testament to how much he worked to insert himself into the game rather then simply being a dispassionate and fair arbiter.

I want to star this to see if I age 10 years because of it.

What the actual fuck is with kids on sports teams sexually assaulting other kids on their team? Like, Jesus fucking Christ. How does anyone still get it in their head that it’s a good idea? Where’s this shit still coming from?

This is a story about Jerry R and Diddy Combs (clap clap clap clap clap)

[Does some cursory Googling, gasps.]

Because of the school connection, that should get Steve Miller banned.

“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

I don’t understand why these boys couldn’t just hire a PR agency to explain to the public that the jerseys were their way of expressing honor and respect.

Take note, no matter the size of the wall, it doesn’t keep inventive Spanish-speakers from reaching their goal.