Maybe you should grow a unibrow. Worked fine for Frida Kahlo.

I feel so white genocided. Why must you genocide me so, Ashley?

That name’s too long. Let’s shorten it a little bit.

Gather ‘round, friends. It’s time for Drew’s Annual Suicide Note.

Forever and for always:

Win the Civil War and beat Washington - that’s all I’m hoping for, and even that low bar makes me uneasy.

62-20 bitches!

I am disappointed in the lack of Smash Mouth.

Charizard wants to hate fuck you behind the dumpster of an Arby’s. Dragonite is just in the club to dance, rolling, and has no idea what you are talking about.

The whole Howard’s Rock thing was kind of cool until ESPN showed that the players leave the Clemson locker room, leave the stadium, get on buses that take them to the other side of the stadium, come back into the stadium, and then run down the hill onto the field.

The guy the Broncos said, “No, go ahead, you take him. We’ll just go with Mark Sanchez.”

Holy shit.

Meh, can’t blame Osweiler for being pissed off that he got benched in favor of a dead guy. A dead guy that had been cockblocking his playing time for years.

Horniest team? The Swiss, you idiot.

Don’t forget Jericho threatening Brock that he’s gonna get....

“You’ve pissed me off Brock, now you’re going to get it!”

I’m actually starting to think that every awful thing that has happened this year is God punishing us for CNN’s news coverage.

Not so fast, Tom. She had a long career as Bill Clinton’s safety.

Nothing makes me more virulently ill and seething with rage than any positive mention of OU. May “big game” Bob continue to choke his way out of big games for years to come.

What's a soccer?