I am wholly bewildered by what anyone sees in Dean Ambrose.

Ugh, the god damn drums in that stadium.

Before I even saw the players’ names I figured Mahut was gonna be involved in this somehow.

Let’s keep this “Only Hall of Famers get health insurance” setup in mind the next time there’s an argument about HOF voters keeping a specific guy out because of a personal vendetta.

On the 3rd down play in the GIF, it looks like it might’ve been drawn up as a quick screen to the left side, but the receiver (Johnson I think?) got chipped by a blitzer (Marqui Christian, #41 in white) and came up limping.  Bradford panicked and tried to find anybody to throw to, which ended up being the TE.

I think UCLA sees this as a prime opportunity with USC having hit a lull with Clay Helton.  They feel like they need to strike now before they miss their shot at re-taking control in LA.

If he’d only jacked a bit more, his wife wouldn’t be sitting on a waterslide.

My way of stating it was that there’s all this talk of it being a life-altering structure that nobody even wants to get anywhere near, and then the Shield is out here climbing it like playground equipment and Brock rips the door off the hinges like it’s made of cardboard.

If there was one country I’d bet had this game it would be Germany.

That’s not an optimal strategy against a defense featuring JJ Watt, Jadeveon Clowney, and Whitney Mercilus. But at least whoever’s playing will still be protec-

Trump reference is hauntingly prescient

Also you’re a cunt

If you weren’t hurtled through the air like one of the cows from Twister, you weren’t killed by the hurricane.

Nathan Peterman. Tom Savage over Deshaun Watson last year.  Alex Smith over Kaepernick in San Fran that first year.  My question is, how do head coaches commit to such garbage dudes?  Is it like a school kid who does great on homework, then can’t do shit when a test comes around?

And a special candlelight vigil for the English language, destined to be slaughtered therein.

It’s almost like *gasp* Bill Belichick is the only one responsible for New England’s success!  Go figure.

There are plenty of angles floating around the internet today showing a gap between León’s glove and Altuve’s shoulder, but it’s not clear if those are angles the replay officials were able to see, or what exactly they were looking at for all those minutes.

“I’m trying to make sure we go into halftime down only 14-6"

“But did he complete the act of kneeling?”

I think that includes cupping the balls.

UCF: “Call us national champs!”