Way to fuck up the Browns draft position, Mayfield.

What a shit show 2018 is, and I know the Browns winning one game isn’t much, but I dig it, and it made me happy, and that’s what we want from sports.

Shit, now that’s funny.

He’s literally calling this game.

Oh man those fans are going to be so steamed!

He’s in the booth.  Calling the game.  And had some choice words. 

I didn’t want to tip our hand, but that process has already begun. Subtly.

I just don’t understand why it’s necessary. Every other social media platform lets you post pictures with captions...why does Instagram exist?

I dread navigating to Instagram. My brain interprets it as complete chaos.

Just think about the burden we place on that old, white man by calling him a racist. He has to carry that with him. I thought we were past this in 2018.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

Look, they should pay the players, but the only person who would call a 25x14 foot TV “dumb shit” is a hater who does not have a 350 square foot television.

Giving the Orioles a 4-0 lead!

The HOF board might have crossed a line here, but the video replay was inconclusive.

It’s created an unanticipated scenario where players come out looking more heroic for disavowing the effort than they do by sticking with it.

Is Mahut trying to be in the record book for longest everything tennis?  It’s either that or there was heavy action on the over of a longest rally prop bet somewhere.

Look at this Boo vs. Toad shit.

At the U.S. Open?  Wow.  We Americans are unaccustomed to sports with umpires injecting themselves into the action.

Counter point:

I’m sure Trump’s team will say this is all a big Nothinglisberger