And pro offensive schemes are massively more complicated than college offenses.  I guess to guard against defenses reading them?

Rockets get Melo, Deadspin: “Who even knows how this is supposed to work.”

Rockets get Chris Paul, Deadspin: “This will either be a fun pairing [w/ Harden] or a total disaster.” https://deadspin.com/holy-smokes-the-rockets-just-traded-for-chris-paul-1796485235

Rockets get Mike D’Antoni, Deadspin: “It could be great or…

It’s lasagna is what it is.

I dunno, I think “Limp Bizkit was good” takes are slightly less obnoxious than “The Beatles sucked” takes.

Just dental.

It’s amazing how little credit people give the Mission Impossible sequels, when they all end up being pretty damn good.

And VY couldn’t deal with fans turning on him.

Our forefathers didn’t die at Bowling Green for this shit.

What if you knew that the goggles cost $10?

Anybody wanna tell him Houston is actually in the top-10 of most pitcher-friendly parks?

http://www.espn.com/mlb/stats/parkfactor

Clint Capela is really good

“Hey I’m Gruimp” “I’m not so Gruimp”

Damn, Liangelo didn’t even get a photo?  Sucks to be the middle child.

“Dull” indeed!

Labat could’ve caught 4 for a flush, Zhu’s suits were negated by the aces.

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We have a walk-in closet with racks to the left and right.  Short sleeves hang on the left, long sleeves on the right.  I put my hooks in a way that the shirt faces front depending on what rack it goes on.

Wait, you mean the Bobcats right?

“Bortles!”

Sounds like Jake Marisnick.