chatting to the residents for about two hours in Clackamas, when a deputy pulled up on her

Can’t wait for the next article in a month from someone else saying spray sunscreen is much better for you than the lotion kind.

That’s my perspective on it.  Yeah, he shouldn’t have done it, but why even give him the chance to?  Stepping on his ankle isn’t gonna hurt him, it’s just gonna give him a chance to get you tossed.

One of them got a crack in it.

I know what you’re doing, and SHAME.  Still...

So industrious!  What a self-starter!

Don’t miss “Dollar Liter-o-Cola Night at the ballpark, this week only!”

Is this really that surprising?  Imagine if Kate Upton had opened a restaurant in Times Square last November.  Do you really think she would’ve been accepted with open arms?

Lacrosse is fine. I’m sure there’s been basketball/baseball coaches that have tried this shit, too. It’s the youths that are insufferable.

That’s the greatest thing that a visiting team’s done in Dodger Stadium in recent memory.

It’s so the pitcher can see signs more easily.

Definitely need to make some breathing room now that the bats are hitting.

“She started crying and stuff. I was like, ‘Go her, dude, she owns.’”

“Good luck, fuckers”

Why don’t hockey teams just hire sumo wrestlers to play goalie? Block the whole net, and you never have to worry about giving up a goal.

We deserve a follow-up revision once you’ve workshopped this possibility.

That field at 0:20... Is that where you fought the final battle in Bloodborne?

Look, journalism is (James) Hard(en)

Jezebel: “NO SHIT!”