MarkDeska
Mark D
MarkDeska

I know what you’re doing, and SHAME.  Still...

So industrious!  What a self-starter!

Don’t miss “Dollar Liter-o-Cola Night at the ballpark, this week only!”

Is this really that surprising?  Imagine if Kate Upton had opened a restaurant in Times Square last November.  Do you really think she would’ve been accepted with open arms?

Lacrosse is fine. I’m sure there’s been basketball/baseball coaches that have tried this shit, too. It’s the youths that are insufferable.

That’s the greatest thing that a visiting team’s done in Dodger Stadium in recent memory.

It’s so the pitcher can see signs more easily.

Definitely need to make some breathing room now that the bats are hitting.

“She started crying and stuff. I was like, ‘Go her, dude, she owns.’”

“Good luck, fuckers”

Why don’t hockey teams just hire sumo wrestlers to play goalie? Block the whole net, and you never have to worry about giving up a goal.

We deserve a follow-up revision once you’ve workshopped this possibility.

That field at 0:20... Is that where you fought the final battle in Bloodborne?

Look, journalism is (James) Hard(en)

Jezebel: “NO SHIT!”

They were right to get rid of him, he was terrible in Houston and there was no way of knowing he’d suddenly be this good... The one we regret not getting is Kris Bryant.

What do you wanna bet there’s an “unwritten rules” schlub ready to bitch out Moran for that?

The problem is, it’s no real biggy if you finish, like, 50th. You’re out early, you just chalk it up to a bad day. But if online poker’s taught me anything, getting that painfully close to a win, then not winning, is gut-wrenching.

So if you’re uncomfortable, they will be, too. But if you talk to them like any other person in a natural way, they’ll open up.