What, if any, segment of the American viewing public cares enough about tennis to watch the early days of the French Open and yet insists on only keeping up with the American players?

A stadium full of people yelling something that sounds like “JEWWWWWWWWWWWW” doesn’t sound that great, either, tbh.

I really can’t figure out how Deadspin feels about this series. Coverage has been all over the freakin map lol

(49ers owner Jed York abstained)

Still needs a little work on timing, but she’s got plenty of promise.

Deadpool 2 is guaranteed to be good, right? I mean, it’s not like beloved raunchy movies full of juvenile humor have ever had disappointing sequels, right?

8th best bullpen WAR in the majors, even with the occasional hiccup. If that’s their biggest flaw, I’ll take it. https://tinyurl.com/yb5826nc

It’s the same argument Republicans made when gay marriage was passed, that it would be a gateway to all kinds of perversions. But I don’t think that will be the case, and I think my horse wife agrees with me.

They still ran the iso, but they cleaned it up in Game 2. Better eventual passes, finishing up cleaner, fewer silly mistakes on defense.

But wait, the way y’all wrote after Game 1 I thought the Rockets were basically the Washington Generals out there? You mean, the team that won 65 regular season games and the first 2 rounds in 10 games total is actually GOOD?

Oh no wait, the Warriors were just bored. In Game 2 of the Western Conference fucking Finals.…

Chris Paul missed the whole first month of the season, and Harden missed 2 weeks himself.

The Warriors have eliminated the Rockets after 1 game in a best-of-seven series!

And it’s almost as if winning the first 2 series in 5 games each is actually better than they did last year, proving the trade actually improved the team!

Because the series is 1 game?

And they only won 65 games and the #1 seed by 7 games! Fuckin’ suckers.

The Rockets were playing great early, on a roll and feeling it, then I blinked and it was tied. Scary shit.

The men that go pro in Esports, if I had to guess.

THEY TOOK OUR JOBS

But here’s the real question. How fast is that planet spinning, and why?