Just another reason you can’t trust China.

What I found most perplexing was that Asuka’s 2-year undefeated streak ended before she won a main roster title.

WHO THE FUCK LETS THEIR KIDS READ FUCKING DEADSPIN?!

His entrance is always breathtaking, and there’s always a lot of respect there. But in the ring? Nah, it’s just sad at this point. He should be done by now.

Gotta be Shane, right? There’s no way WWE would expect fans to feel sorry for a McMahon and boo Daniel Bryan, is there?

Our washer-dryer goes right-left because everything in our house is fucking backwards and wrong.

Breaking News: A movie made in the 90's (and set from the perspective of a pre-teen boy in the 60's) doesn’t really mesh well with the gender politics of 2018. Brilliant work, Hannah.

You never want a liability in goal. You can’t overstate the balance he brings to the roster.

With a bunt single? If worst-case scenario of a Joey Gallo at-bat is a bunt single, I bet the Astros would take that for 162 games.

There’s still a shortstop. Joey Gallo’s not making it to 2nd on a bunt.

Those conditions include: no runners on, a road game (the left field in Houston’s park isn’t big enough), a non-ground ball pitcher (so no Dallas Keuchel), and most importantly, a left-handed power hitter at the plate.

First game: 3 pop fly outs and a strikeout. Good call, Mike.

So you’re saying we should have no sympathy for Alex Cobb, since if he wasn’t ready to take a liner to the face he shouldn’t have been on the field?

I grew up on D2, and still love it to this day, even saw D3, but have still NEVER seen the first one. #KnucklePuck

Nah, he’s a “cake eater” because he’s from the rich kid side of town.

Houston Astro Larry Andersen. Later that season, the Astros traded him to Boston for some minor league 3rd baseman name Bongwheel or something.

And, yet, all this will do is confirm Manziel won’t be back in the NFL either.

As a former just, let me ouch goalie “say...”

Twilight Princess.