A little off-topic, but...
Can someone explain to me why the Rams ditched the gold from their helmets, but kept the gold trim on the jerseys? Seems like you’d wanna go all blue/gold or all blue/white and be done with it...

I’d put it on some liquored up country club wife sitting in front of the clubhouse TV on her 6th cocktail, scrawling it out loud to cheers of those around her, and putting it in the mailbox to raucous applause. Probably forgot all about it by the time the next round came

How long of a suspension is appropriate for a football player baselessly being accused of defamation?

Definitely did a double-take to make sure I’d read the name right. Holy shit.

Any time the Packers win by fewer than 28 points, they want everyone replaced.

As a rival fan of A&M’s, I’m praying that they fire Sumlin. Fire him, and restart the Dennis Franchione/Mike Sherman debacle they went through after they fired RC Slocum.

As a young Astros fan, I loved Bill Spiers. Slap hitter who got to share the infield with Biggio & Bagwell. I don’t even know why I liked him, I just did.

Probably closer to accelerated beer league

I think if they had kept him on the game, someone definitely would have seen it as grossly insensitive with everything that’s going on. I can already picture the “Are you fucking kidding me, ESPN?” article on Deadspin. So they made a change, put him on a different game, no big deal.

But it also feels like a slap in the face if you play through a whole game, only to find out “You fucked up and did it wrong”

Would you enjoy baseball more if it were three innings of baseball with nine-out half-innings as opposed to the current iteration?

If I’m gonna do that, I might as well not even play it in the first place

While we’re on the topic of undertale and games like it, can we do away with the “multiple good and bad endings” trope in games? I don’t have the time needed to play this shit 5 & 6 times, and I don’t wanna go all the way through and have it be like “OK you did it I guess” just because I didn’t do one tiny secret…

It’s Mike Mularkey. Loved him in Bull Durham.

Garrett Dixon, known to friends and teammates as “Bubba,” did not, in fact, suck donkey dicks nor wipe the shit off before practice. 

The last 2 years, the #1 team has been Central Florida. Try not to think of it as an ACTUAL ranking... Just a way to hear in-depth shit about a team that you NEVER would have.

Hand banana, no!

Oh God, this is gonna end up getting used like shifting isn’t it? Jesus Christ the chaos :-)

Even if it was true, I still don’t get the “yeah, neo-nazis might be violent, but BLM is violent too!”

First of all, most of the times when BLM did resort to violence, it was mostly against, you know, cops that were murdering their people... Not just random citizens

Second of all, they actually had a reason to be…

Ah, but you see, the immigrants on the Red Wings are Russian. #fullcircle