Done

Orbit’s the most fun mascot in baseball right now, prove me wrong.

Don’t forget misogyny

That one was a piledriver

The Jaguars have lost 11 or more games for six straight seasons, and they’ve done it all without managing to secure the top pick in the draft even once during that stretch.

Watch the 2 homers. Gregorius’s was about 10 feet farther than this one.

I don’t watch MMA. But from the sidelines it feels like the sport really hasn’t been the same since Rousey-Holm. Am I crazy?

(Houston fan here) I feel the same way when they mention a Tennessee Titan eclipsing a Houston Oiler record. Fuck you, you left, you don’t get to keep those.

Dads are excused from this one, I think

Because he’s better than Trevor Ariza?

Or, would he be better off in a place where he didn’t have to be THE guy?

Maybe if he wasn’t asking starter money for a backup job

Is it just me, or has there been a lot more sliding-based injuries than usual recently? Correa, Bryant, now this dude?

So these people who have made a name for themselves as liars are now asking for our money? I would, but I just gave it all to a very friendly Nigerian prince.

“Lebron brought Cleveland a pro sports championship” is something he can have for the rest of his life, no matter WHAT else happens in his career. Nobody is giving credit to Gilbert for that ring.

When has he last consistently been in the playoffs?

+1,986 comments that missed the joke.

“He’s hitting it off the shitter!”