Jezebel: *triggered*

“Barron Trump just moved into the White House. What are the odds he leaves the White House with the most jack off sessions for any one person in White House history?”

That’s Valbuena, but Carter’s over on the left, you can actually even almost read his name. Jesus, Deadspin

Norman Chad is the Rick Reilly of poker.

I’m hoping they’re finally ready to move on from Miz-Ambrose, and give the Miz a better challenger for Summerslam, maybe Balor? The possibility of Maryse turning on Miz, or some kind of shenanigans involving the Miztourage is semi-interesting though

I guess the new stadium guy found a button they never use and got curious what it does.

Not really. But it’s probably like dark souls... Once you beat it (if you beat it) you feel like A GOD. That’s usually worth it for people who play games like this

As a dad, I just hope my kid learns what a strikeout is LONG before he learns what the Ku Klux Klan is

It’s Atlanta, Georgia. That’s probably not an absolutely unheard of thing to witness there during the Trump presidency.

I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!? 

Counterpoint: Syringes and shit hidden in the sand.

Still the greatest Houston Aero ever

#NotAllTexans are douchebags. Mostly just the northern ones. And Ted Cruz.

The more I watch the WWE these days, the more I think they’re trying to get around the smarky fanbase rooting for the “cool heel” like Owens, or Styles before he turned... And so they have had to concoct new ways of getting actual honest-to-God heel heat. Jinder, Roman, Carmellsworth. Even after all these years…

Also the time the Undertaker hung him during Wrestlemania.

“The last 3 years of AL champions and 4 of 5" are all trailing the 5-games-over-500 Twins.

I’m pretty sure they covered when the Royals won the world series. You seem stressed, man. I guess being just above the basement of one of the worst divisions in baseball would do that to you. Chin up, though! It’s a long season.

Jesus Christ don’t pay for this fight. Wait for the morning after on YouTube.

In other news, the Astros-Rangers rivalry has officially progressed to “getting salty on Twitter” 😂

Think it could be because you’re 4 games under .500? And not the team with the best record in baseball?