Slambrero?

I was thinking Chris Carter

“Dumb guy does dumb thing” is a pretty regular feature... You new here or something?

That’s true, then they would’ve had tequila few minutes running to get it.

Good! I’m a Houstonian, so it’s always good to see non-traditional markets succeed, just on the off chance we get a chance at a team lol

I’m confused by this. Who the hell is asking these unanswerable questions on the air? Wouldn’t they just say “Don’t mention him”?

Any chance of them keeping the rabid fanbase going? Or will there be empty seats next season on Opening Night?

This shit, THIS is the reason the U.S. Open is probably the only golf tournament I’ll sit down and watch every. Fucking. Year.

It’s gotta be weird for Kerr to hear people bash his team in favor of the 96 Bulls... He has no idea how good that team was, right?

Is he a dick?

Especially because they’re 100% subjective and there’s no way to ever actually inarguably prove ANYTHING.

You’re right, he should totally be celebrating down 2-0. WTF are you talking about?

Hearing that reminded me of going to Houston Aeros games, where they’d do basically the same thing. Dammit I miss having hockey in town.

Please take this, and all of the rest of the stars.

“They call me the working Fran, I guess that’s what I am...”

Man, Houston sports can’t get ANY love. Not even a ranking for Toro (Texans) or Clutch (Rockets). Orbit’s criminally low, but at least he’s on there.

“This is an over-reaction! It only happened 1 time!”

Yes, and they’re trying to keep the number at 1. Jesus, people, use some common fucking sense.

No. Don’t start this.

This is probably as good a time as any to revisit the time when Peter Gammons lamented about the Astros inflating the records of other AL West teams.