Houstonian here. Feel free to go fuck yourself, Derek.

Did you say Nutley?

I actually read Donovan’s lips as saying “God Dammit,Kanter”

Best first round they’ve ever had

Here come the Judge

*googles “Can 5-year-olds still be aborted?”*

Finally, a Tiger Woods story that doesn’t involve Rule 34.

Lets see what they got...

“It didn’t happen”
“Why didn’t it happen?”
“What makes an MVP ‘More Valuable’ than other players?”
“Why did XXXX get it instead of Westbrook?”
“What if Westbrook did XXXXX instead of what he did, would he have won it?”
“Are triple-doubles really important?”
“Will Westbrook change his game to try to…

I’m a Harden guy, so grain of salt. But padding his stats and having teammates walking away from loose balls just for him to run from 30 feet away just to get to 10 rebounds a night seems like a cheap way to try to get the MVP.

I’d say her most egregious foul was sloppy use of thumbs. I was taught that thumbs should be closed around the fist for a proper bird. My teacher:

*looking at potential first round opponents*

How low? Like, “enabling decades of child-rape” low?

Damn, I never knew Morgan Freeman played ball at State. Go figure

15. By Competition Committee; Makes actions to conserve time illegal after the two-minute warning of either half.

Imagine how many Blerns they could do in the WBC

I’d love to know how Tomsula would advise Chad Henne about how he should spend his $35.28.

Hey “Blue Bloods” at Indiana... It’s not your program that’s iconic, it was Bob Knight. Other than Knight, y’all never did shit other than a couple titles in the 30's and 50's. So sit down, enjoy your NIT, and appreciate a coach that’s won 2 of your only 3 Big Ten titles (the other one was Mike Davis’ 2nd year with…

If you refrigerate your peanut butter, you’re just asking to tear your bread to pieces when you spread it. Amateur move.

“Hey John, have you won anything yet?”