His overhand is fine, but his dropshot stinks.

I’ve always had an affinity for the sound of a hockey goal post when a puck PING!s off it.

I now realize I never properly appreciated how well Kurt Angle sold the Stunner. His combination of bounce/fall was pretty much perfect. And it looked a lot more natural than the Rock’s overblown backflips lol

Hell,he even stunnered the fucking President.

“He’s fine. Send him back in there”

13 years of Colts defenses would say otherwise (Dwight Freeney and maybe Bob Sanders excepted)

Italy’s coach Conor O’Shea

No that was Jeff Daniels.

He’ll fit right in, since he already knows how to pack 12.

Still does

Even if you go with “didn’t know it was a ref,” he should take some games off because he’s clearly got some concussion issues

“Paper Zelda”?

Trump: *farts*

Deadspin: “TRUMP IS UNABLE TO PROCESS CHEESE LIKE A NORMAL AMERICAN”

That game’s been collecting dust on my shelf for a few years now. Every time I think about playing it, I boot it up for about 15 minutes and lose interest.

Split the difference... Fake news, fake jewels... FAKE JEWS.

Everyone gets 1 self-driving car each.

If you’re gonna make a faulty football metaphor, I’ll counter with one: There’s a reason the election counts electoral votes and not just the popular vote, and it’s the same reason the football playoffs aren’t determined by point differential over the season, just by wins and losses.

And Trump lost the country by 3 million, but that included losing California - a state he had 0 chance of winning and probably didn’t even try in - by 4.5 million. Not counting California he won the rest of the country by a million and a half

Anybody who hit home runs in the 90's is gonna have to overcome that bullshit.

“You lost it for me.”

“You lost it for yourself.”

+1 Dentist