Gotta be Lechler or McAfee, I’d bet

Incognito, Rex Ryan, and Buffalo seem PERFECTLY fit for each other.

I’d argue that’s actually correct.

You’re also forgetting the surprise factor. If you’re near molten lava, the heat alone is almost unbearable even before you get into it, making you aware that there’s definitely some lava nearby. I would say that makes it less suddenly shockingly gruesome than the acid.

You are a fan of the franchise, so you’re all over the game. He’s just a rando with no prior Final Fantasy experience, and so this kinda proves they’ve lost touch with the average gamer.

Just don’t turn your back on her.

Their stupid two-tone helmets are supposed to represent a jaguar leaping from the shadows toward its prey.

There’s only ONE Plumlee brother on here?

I really wanna feel bad for Cleveland, but they were such unbelievable pricks after beating Golden State that this just feels right.

I’ve always wanted to get into cricket, but had no idea what the fuck was going on... Thank you for this!

Capone went down for not paying his taxes. If what Trump did was really illegal, the IRS would be on him already. The tax code is way too fucking complicated to be broken down by journalists, so they’ve obviously missed some loophole he found that makes what he did legal.

In the trash can, where it belongs.

Someone tweeted last week that Gus Bradley has never beaten a team that ended the season with a winning record, and I don’t need to do any fancy research to know that it’s true.

What number will be higher this year: Wins by the Browns, or championships by other Cleveland teams?

This was an especially bittersweet moment for Astros fans, happy to see Beltran choke after ditching us the year before, but pissed that the Cardinals won.

Calling it now. Goldberg wins dirty, and Lesnar goes fucking apeshit over the entire roster, leading to a match against Braun Strowman that will sound much more appealing by the time the match happens.

Had WCW lived longer, Goldberg could’ve risen up the ranks of “greatest champions ever.” I will say, though, that he was the most amazing spectacle in wrestling I’ve ever seen. The adrenaline coursing though the entire building and even watching at home during his matches was incredible.

1 minute?

Dude was on the cover of Madden, for God’s sake!

God dammit, do we need another daily lesson on what the fuck the first amendment actually means? Idiot.