Is it just me, or does that stadium now look like a European soccer stadium?

Why not just “retire”? There’s literally a way for tennis players to just quit a match without question.

And they don’t even play the Five Nights games, usually.

“Time to sell some pro-PAIN.”

He keeps ragging on the chia-pet haircut, but I was more impressed with the handlebar streamers hanging around his neck

#BluePlatesMatter

So does that mean we can’t laugh about the #FatPunter any more? DAMMIT

I mean, now you kinda HAVE to do a Blues-themed series.

Remember a few years ago when Michael Sam got blackballed by the NFL because he was gonna be such a media distraction? Thank God we managed to avoid that kinda thing...

I’m sure Magary’s taking this well...

OK State has Pitt, Baylor, and Texas coming up next on their schedule. All this bitching and moaning and focusing on that one play is about to turn 1 loss into 4.

Lawyers do that, it’s sort of a shotgun method of trying every little law he might have broken, seeing if one sticks... Like “beating an old man with a cane” can be classified as “beating a person,” “beating an old man,” and “beating a person with a cane...” Plus everything that he did leading up to the incident.

I think the reason these hits cross the line is that players are prepared to deal with bodily injuries, the medical teams are well-prepared to treat them and it’s pretty well-accepted that they’re a natural portion of the game as a player.

Tough to start 0-2 like this...

I remember Domanick Davis (or Williams, as he’s now known)

It’s even better with the audio of him screeching as Porzingis puts up the shot.

Seems like a good time for this. Never forget.

The offense also needs to entirely rebuild now that they’ve brought in the option-heavy Fritz.

I assume you also have a problem with last season’s Preseason #1 Central Florida?