I genuinely almost cried real tears when this show was cancelled:

I think the tears flow the other way?

Most ironic part is that if Ichiro were to try giving post-game interviews in English, and screwed it up, Grisham would be first in line saying “If you don’t understand English get an interpreter”

He’s Updog’s backup.

Is there a job as immediately-poorly-renowned as “Cleveland Browns Quarterback Coach”?

Do you guys not run an “App Deals” section any more?

Do you guys not run an “App Deals” section any more?

Most of the other sports are still in prelims, and for those that aren’t, the Estonia-Indonesia Olympic judo rivalry just isn’t quite as newsworthy or relevant for an American news outlet. Just sayin.

Most annoying thing about your readers?

I prefer “PeeJesus”

Don’t forget the HOOOO! HOOOO! HOOOO! triple-chop

Seriously, Bud Adams was Art Modell. It’s just that nobody knows it, because unlike Cleveland, Houston isn’t filled with spoiled, self-loathing crybabies who revel in their misery so goddamn often that the national media has no fucking choice but to pay attention to it.

Also in the J-Lo/Calvin Harris picture, HOLY SHIT IS THAT JOHN STAMOS IN THE BACKGROUND?

Every time a story comes out about CC Sabathia, I’m mostly shocked by the fact that CC Sabathia is still playing.

-Hartford

Steam has a deal, I don’t know how long it’ll last... All 4 Five Nights at Freddy’s games for under $10 total

Steam has a deal, I don’t know how long it’ll last... All 4 Five Nights at Freddy’s games for under $10 total

When they started getting targeted and murdered. What a bunch of pussies.

This only aired in Canada

IT’S THE WAY YOU MOVE, TO THE KILLER GROOVE

Kids on summer vacation, and politicians with money to burn LOL