Dang, if only a courthouse was the kind of place that had good guys with guns.

I’ve read about how this app can chug battery, but what about data? Seems like it would use a lot, if you’re not in a heavily-wifi’d area

Meanwhile in Seattle...

Holy shit, Grey’s Anatomy is still on?

I think we’re missing the most important detail in all this... That Boobie Gibson got mentioned on SportsCenter in 2016.

Years later, Jeter would convince him all he needed was a gift basket.

I hate Dallas as much as the next guy, but at least they have 3 super bowls. (25 years ago or not, they’re still there.) England has 1 WC win, on home soil. That was the only time they’ve ever even reached a final at the world cup OR the Euro

Man, I REALLY wanna play The Witness, but can’t justify spending $30 on it

Man, I REALLY wanna play The Witness, but can’t justify spending $30 on it

Journalism, a word that has no meaning on the Internet. Or are you new here?

Is there another fanbase (national team, college, pro) that’s this obsessed with a sport, but so fucking not great at it? I truly don’t get how England can be so crazy-obsessed with soccer but also be so mediocre.

Surgical precision... But what else would you expect from a team coached by Wolf “The Dentist” Stansson?

Pierre McGuire... He’s Mark’s brother, right?

Too many Trump voters watching for that to ever happen.

“If you build it, they’ll pay for it”

Found the Cardinals fan

They made it to the semifinals of a tournament they’d never done better than 4th in. He’s doing just fine.

I would pay at least $2 to see this played at the Gawker company picnic.

That car was owned by Lebron Voight, you know